Why yes I used to wear tights. Tights so tight a fellow ten yards
away could tell my religion. But these tights were justified I tell
you. I was a ski racer looking for the extra milli-second. But long
gone are those days. I’m a freeskier now. Comfortable fashions and
liberating styles is what I can wear now. But wait a minute! Why
the hell are my under-roos still tighter than a turtle’s asshole.
Those damn ‘long-johns’ are so tight that even a Wayfarer-sporting,
American Apparel-rocking Hesher would call them tight. What am I to
do?!?!

Well folks I’ll tell you something right now. I just got in on the
dirtiest little secret in skiing. 3/4 bottom base-layers are the
answer. They’re the light, breathable, temperature-regulating,
comfortable and stylie answer to the question that everyone has been
asking, but no one has been solving. Well that is until The
Levitation Project came along.